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There is quite the debate going over at MSCB. I think it should really be split into three subjects, to better clarify (in a more serious manner) my thoughts on the subject(s).

A. Marriage
B. Corporate-Sponsored Marriage
C. Same-Sex Marriage

A. Marriage
Breaking it down to the simpliest of terms, marriage began as an arrangement of “property”…women as the property of their husbands, for their father to “give away.” In the West our modern day view of marriage as a social/religious ceremony of bonding love is far from what it was years ago and is far from what it is in many countries around the world.

For example, did you know…

-Some traditional cultures still practice marriage by abduction, a form of forced marriage in which a woman who is kidnapped and raped by a man is regarded as his wife.

-In other (non-Western) parts of the world polygamy has been a common form of marriage. Usually this has taken the form of polygyny (a man having several wives) but a very few societies have permitted polyandry (a woman having several husbands).

-China didn’t shift to supporting only monogamy until 1953. Most African and Islamic societies continue to allow polygamy (around 2.0 billion people).

-In the state of Kerala, India, the Nambudiri Brahmin caste traditionally practices henogamy, in which only the eldest son in each family is permitted to marry.

-Other unusual variations include marriage between a living human and a ghost (Taiwan), a living human and a recently-deceased human with whom they were emotionally involved (France), and between a human being and God (Catholic and Orthodox monasticism).

Sooo, my point being that marriage, like most everything else in the world, means many, many different things to many different people.

B. Corporate-Sponsored Marriage
This had Lach fired up pretty good but I have to, at the risk of couch-sleeping, agree with UpTown Girl’s outlook on the subject…

Weddings are EXPENSIVE…. So what if this couple has figured out a way to pay for theirs? We should applaud them for working the system!…Could you imagine being able to afford to invite every single person you wanted to without taking out a loan or refinancing your mortgage to pay for your wedding?…Also, no one has mentioned that this couple is giving a considerable donation to charity on their wedding day.

Now, don’t get me wrong, the corporate-sponsored wedding is not something that I would want for myself but I don’t have a problem with two people (who happen to be in advertising) finding a creative (although strange to most) way to pay for their dream wedding. I don’t think it’s worse than the drunks who get married at the chapels in Vegas or people who marry each other for shady reasons… or marrying someone that’s recently-deceased for that matter…eek. WTF is that about?

C. Gay Marriage

Racist laws adopted by some societies in the past, such as Nazi-era Germany, apartheid-era South Africa, most of the southern US and Utah (prior to 1967) prohibited marriage between persons of different races.

Many people, including myself, see these same kind of biased restrictions placed on their desire to legally and publicly commit to their partners. In 2003, when Lach asked me to be her wife there was no national debate on the subject. It wasn’t until a few months later that all hell exploded and our plans and relationship was suddenly target of everyone’s opinion. At the time, there was little thought that our ceremony would or could be a legal one. It was more about sharing our union and commitment with our friends and families. Now, in Washington, we are holding our breathe as the state courts decide on whether or not to uphold the DOMA.

As Elizabeth so aptly noted, there are so many rights that we in same-sex relationships are barred from…

Hospital Visitation Rights: Same sex couples can be denied the right to visit a sick or injured partner in the hospital. Health insurance: Same-sex couples cannot even buy a family health insurance policy on the open market. Spousal Privilege: Spousal privilege, granted to married couples, is the right of a person to refuse to testify against their spouse in the court of law. Inheritance rights: Without marriage, a same-sex partner has no automatic right to inherit. Family leave: Workers with same-sex partners have no right to family leave. Pensions: Surviving same-sex partners get no pension support for their surviving partners. Nursing homes: An unmarried and elderly same-sex couple does not have the right to spend their final days together in a nursing home. Home protection: Laws protect married seniors from being forced to sell their homes to pay high nursing-home bills; seniors in same-sex relationships have no such protection. Retirement savings: While a married person can roll over a deceased spouse’s 401(k) or IRA funds into an IRA without paying taxes, surviving partners in same-sex relationships must withdraw the entire amount, pay income taxes on it and also lose the tax deferral benefits of these accounts. Taxes: A spouse who dies may leave an unlimited amount of property to the surviving spouse without paying any state or federal estate taxes.Social Security benefits: Married people receive Social Security payments upon the death of a spouse.

These rights, that so many don’t even think twice about, is not why I want to share my heart and soul with my anam cara. But they are why it is so important to us to be able to do it legally. We’d like to think that nothing could stop us from caring for each other but as of now, the truth is that the law can.

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