Remember the episode where crazy Tonya planned the corporate sponsored gay wedding for herself and Dana? Well this time it’s happening for real and it’s a straight couple doing the bidding. Lach brought this unique marriage to my attention and made me (sarcastically) ponder… if we lived in a magical land (like Canada, the Netherlands, Belgium, Spain, South Africa, or Massachussetts) where we could get married… who would our corporate sponsors be?

I’m thinking… private party for our closest 10,000 friends with the Olivia Cruise Lines, AfterEllen can cover the media, the Erotic Bakery for an explicitly delicious cake, REI, Subaru & Jeep (every lesbian couple needs at least one!), Stella Artois, Rainbow Ridge Winery, Toys in Babeland… that would be a good start. Oh, yeah, and I almost forgot- Apple just to nudge Lach’s dad real good.

Ok, your turn- Name your sponsors!